Who taught me to suck in my stomach,
or my cheeks?
Who told me to stand with my legs apart
and my hips thrust back
to create the illusion of a gap
between my thighs?
Who made me believe that the most beautiful part of me
is my negative space?
I don’t know if you know this but here’s a live feed of porn searches being made right now.
ARE THESE EVEN FUCKIGN REA L
Q:alright so idk how to explain it and i'm not sure if coming to you will help, but since you know a lot more about the paranormal, i'll just come to you anyways. i'm gonna make it short and sweet. it's basically 4 AM right now and at about 3AM i woke up to get a drink of water from the glass at my nightstand. not only did i feel a bit uneasy, i looked down at my left wrist and saw that i was wearing my bracelet that i had lost a while back. i never put it on and i'm confused and frightened.
I don’t think there’s any reason to be frightened! Sometimes spirits play tricks on people, not out of malice, but because they’re just having some fun. It could be that one hid your bracelet and then gave it back, or maybe even found it and returned it to you, and it wasn’t a trick at all.
Generally things like this are harmless, so keep an eye on things just in case, but I think it’ll be all right. Maybe if you say thank you, they might help out if you lose something else, too :P
Q:Does it get annoying having to constantly tag selfies with "I'm a boy" or say that you're a boy more than 5 times on your blog?
It’s not really annoying tagging them, seems it takes a few seconds and it genuinely seems to answer the question, as before, whenever I posted a selfie, I’d get like 15 asks asking me if I was a boy or a girl.
What’s annoying now is all the original ways people find to ask me if I’m sure I’m a boy. Yes, everyone, I’m pretty sure.
he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon
that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream
"i’m not shy i just pissed myself cuz youre lookin at me like you wanna lick a fuckin butthole and i’m not about that life." - tumblr user nintendofunclub
lizard lord in action